You know you're in NOLA when. . .

You tell Gator Claus what you want for Christmas...or else!

A tugboat chugs under the Mississippi River Bridge.  Maybe the gauge measures the distance from the bottom of the bridge to the river?

You ride a streetcar from Blaine Kern's Mardi Gras World to the French Quarter

At the end of the line, the streetcar driver lets you sit at the controls