At least the bottle opener works

 For some reason, our Medicare supplemental health insurer sent us the above touchless keychain tool. Why?  Who convinced them this was a good idea?  OK, the bottle opener and push button rubber tip work  But we couldn't open one door in the house with the tool.  Amon explained the configuration is for doors with rectangular handles in public places.  But must be an exact fit, right? So I still have to touch doorknobs?  Ah, the wet wipes will help.